Thursday, October 10, 2013

Back to sChOOL !

Remember those times when English grammar was not existent, let alone an enemy? Seems like a long time since that happened, right?. School days, yes! This was when new and hip words got added to our dictionary at the blink of an eye! Come on, you used them and thought they were cool, and some actually were.


Various everyday words mostly stemmed from regional dialects like Kannada, Malayalam, Tamil etc. These words became a huge part of who were (/are).



Cutting short..

1) Your head: This word was a winner. 'Your head' is an exact translation of Nin thale in Kannada. It was used as the first and best retort at something/anything you did not agree with.

Don't agree with me? Your head!

2) Sim simply : You remember this word, don't you? It loosely means doing something for no specific reason or simply, very very simply. For instance if someone ate erasers, he simply 'ate erasers' wouldn't suffice, 'sim simply ate erasers' was how it was done. 

Simsimply don't eat erasers ya!

3) Maha : Maha was used to describe enormity. Maha literally means major or great in almost all South Indian languages.
In can be used in context of size, intelligence or anything big really.

This maha fellow's intelligence is unbelievable!

4) God promise : Are you accused of something you might/might not have done? Are all evidences pointing towards you? There comes God promise to the rescue. God of all promises, utter these magic words and the trial is over. You're innocent. Nothing flies over God promise.
God promise, miss!

5) Dude : Basically this isn't an Indian origin slang (as you all know). However, we've teased this word to our convenience and made it our own. A recent research has shown that the word 'dude' is used as frequently as uprisings in Egypt. Dude!

'Deewd, doood, dud' are some of its variants.

6) Da, Ra, Macha : These are the Indian equivalents of dude. They are used to address male friends. (not necessarily friends though). Some might prefer dude to da but what dude, da is any day cooler!

7) Getdowning : This is a grammatical error alright but it is so silly. I distinctly remember thinking getdowning WAS 'getting down'.

I was getdowning the bus when suddenly that cycle came!

8) Thu : I still use this word, don't you? Thu is used to express frustration. You can insert it anywhere and it instantly changes the mood. Want me to demonstrate? 

A : Hey, how are you?
B : Thu, I'm fine.

Get it? No? Okay moving on..

9) Chumma : Being a Malayalee myself, I've used chumma more than you! Chumma means 'simply' but then again chumma and sim simply are on different levels.(you should know that by now).

10) Pakka : Pakka is a variant of '100%'. How would you know that somebody who agreed upon something would actually follow through? If he said 'Pakka, I'll do it'! Pakka meant surety, pakka meant pakka!

Here are some of your suggestions :

11) Yappa: Yappa is used to display annoyance. You either hate this word, or love it. There 's no in between. I am a user , it comes perfectly handy to show disgust! \m/

12) Nimajji : Nimajji is a popular term that is almost offensive. However, noone ever takes it badly. It means 'your granny', an Indian version of 'Yo mama' but somehow, less offensive.

These are just a few of the many words that have shaped us. If you think I've left out biggies, please help me edit this!

P.S.:  I'm not very familiar with non South Indian slang words. Forgive me and help me broaden my word base.

Shit just got real

This post was inspired by a blog I read online.
It went on like this, 'I'm twenty something..ish'.

I'm twenty something..ish too. Am I worried? Yes. Can I do something about it? No.
Someone summed up my transition  from12 to 22  -Shit just got real.
That, I thought was perfect.

That nagging feeling I have, of a 12 year old being trapped in the body of a 22 year old is awkward. Aging I thought, was not for me. My mom aged, my dad aged, but me? Damn. Shit just got real.

In five years time I would not be here, blogging about my anxiety but will most definitely be mopping or paying premiums. And five years ago, I was this kid who graduated school. In this window of ten years I would transform from a skinny,chilled out girl to a 'healthy', not so chilled out (yet very very cool) person. Thinking about it gives me the 'chills' .

I'm whining alright. I want to be 20 again. I want time to freeze, like right now.

Ah I am asking for a bit too much,eh? I constantly fear if I am wasting time, waiting for this 25 year old self to occupy my body. How do I welcome the latter that she'd say "Girl, yo 25?Yo too cool for this!" ?


Yes I need a plan.

 P.S: A plan that doesn't involve ponds anti age miracle.
 
So what could I do?Umm....

  1. Find my passion? Too cliched and almost meaningless. Passion finds you.(Here have a passion fruit if you like) :\                                                  
  2. Become a billionaire? Ka Chiiiiiiiiiiiinggg! ( Did you sing Shania Twain?) *fist bump*
  3. Or write a book? *grammar/patience grins*

(Me : Can I have ponds anti age miracle,please?
Shop guy : How many?
Me : All of them, aall of them I sayyy!!)

I have recently relocated my entire life and well it feels good and bad. Good mainly because it's new, it's mysterious...and bad well because it's all new! In this strange town that I'm in..I feel young again. Like a scared teenager exploring the corridors of my new workplace, running into people from dead end corners . It is as if 'god' pre read this draft and handed over the situation to me( right now I can almost see him grinning..*you asked for it*).
I can safely assume new adventures await me, to capture them and squeeze all the fun out. So cheers to all the fun I'm going to have!See you on the other side, the fun side. Ciao.